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Drinking from the Fire Hose

and trying not to drown

Name:
Mrs_Sweetpeach
Birthdate:
10 March
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Age: Is just a number. But if you need an age statement -- I'm more than legal -- I'm in my 50s.




This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow (10/23/2001)This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow (10/23/2001)
This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow (10/23/2001)





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My favorite quote concerning religion comes from The Devil's Dictionary:

CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.

I dreamed I stood upon a hill, and, lo!
The godly multitudes walked to and fro
Beneath, in Sabbath garments fitly clad,
With pious mien, appropriately sad,
While all the church bells made a solemn din --
A fire-alarm to those who lived in sin.

Then saw I gazing thoughtfully below,
With tranquil face, upon that holy show
A tall, spare figure in a robe of white,
Whose eyes diffused a melancholy light.

"God keep you, stranger," I exclaimed. "You are
No doubt (your habit shows it) from afar;
And yet I entertain the hope that you,
Like these good people, are a Christian too."

He raised his eyes and with a look so stern
It made me with a thousand blushes burn
Replied -- his manner with disdain was spiced:
"What! I a Christian? No, indeed! I'm Christ."



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