Been catching up on LJ again. Why is it that the second I catch up on one thing, I fall behind on two or three others?

Anyway, saw dglenn quoting Jason Kottke in his QotD from December 30th and nearly laughed myself silly. Although, I have to admit that the pump had already been primed by an even funnier quote:

"Clearly this gay marriage must have been what caused the downfall of the ancient Egyptian civilization, since it only lasted for about 2000 years after that." — cdybedahl commenting on an Egyptian tomb of a same-sex couple, 2004-03-24.

Followed up on cdybedahl's post and found a link to the tomb in question, which made for a few pleasant minutes of browsing. Then returned to LJ where I found yet another wonderful QotD:

"This girl I know was singled out once by the insane campus preacher as an example of how 'proper' women should dress. She was just walking by, wearing some long flowing dress. Upon being singled out, and without missing a beat, she took off the dress mid stride and continued on to class wearing nothing but tidywhities and combat boots.

"I'm told the preacher nearly had a heart attack."

— dorsey, 2004-08-28