As is my custom, I leafed through the junk mail to make sure no actual letters or bills were interspersed between the pages. One of the items that caught my eye was an ad for Ulta Beauty products and their Urban Decay Event. Why would anyone name a line of beauty products Urban Decay? Does this stuff make you look rusty, dusty, and as if you were covered with scaling paint? How could Urban Decay ever be a good thing?