As a general rule, I don't like The Onion. This, http://www.avclub.com/articles/college-campus-police-save-students-from-threat-of,62346/, however made me LOL.

Best line? "... signed off with 'Pax vobiscum,' which is Latin for 'I have now won the argument, because: Latin.'”

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