Today I brought up FTW and tried to export the image. The only way to "export" an image is to send it to the printer. Feh. That being the case, I brought up whatever program came with my scanner to see if can take screen shots. It can, and it did, but when I exited the software, the tab for the program remained present on the menu bar. *sigh*
I set aside Windows, cropped the image on my Linux box, and went to the kitchen to pour myself another glass of tea. While there, I idly remarked to the husband that computer problems like these make me want to sing Pat Benatar songs. He asked which ones, and I said I didn't know, but the one I was thinking of has "One thing or another" in it. He didn't recognize the tune, so I added the "getcha, getcha, getcha" part. He thought about it for a moment and told me that's "not 'one thing or another,' it's 'one way or another.'" And it's not Pat Benatar, it's Blondie.