Knit and crochet, although I consider myself a beginner at both. With my wonky memory its hard to be certain, but I think I started knitting two years ago. I haven't advanced much beyond hats, scarves, and (crochet) afghans.
LOL! You're right. And the middle one's perfect for Morticia Adams! (You do know who Mortician Adams is, don't you, my television-reference-free friend?) (Or should that be "popular uncultured?") (Taken as gentle teasing, I hope. (And can I possibly add any more parenthetical remarks? (LOL)))